Gary, can you take my chemistry test for me?

Full Question: Gary, can you take my chemistry test for me?
It's CHEM646 (Kenetics and Mechanics of Inorganic Reactions)
It's tomorrow afternoon at 3.
Let me know if you can take it for me!
I go to Purdue!
Thanks!

I could have; however, you notified me too late. I need at least three days in advance in order to change my identity and construct a new face to go along with my fake Purdue ID. Maybe next time.